It's a problem that has plagued Dr. Bottomsworth for years: not enough socks. And not just any socks, but the perfect socks. Socks with the perfect balance of comfort and style. Socks that are neither too thick nor too thin. Socks that are neither too bright nor too dull.
Dr. Bottomsworth has tried everything to solve this problem. He's bought socks by the dozen, only to find himself wading through a sea of identical, monotonous footwear. He's even resorted to knitting his own socks, but his attempts at creativity often end in disaster: a wonky heel here, a wonky toe there.
But still, the socks persist. A nagging reminder that even the greatest minds are not immune to the whims of fashion.
Perhaps it's time for Dr. Bottomsworth to think outside the box. Or in this case, inside the sock drawer.
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