Uncooperative Toaster Troubles

It's not uncommon for Dr. Bottomsworth's bottomsworth toaster to act up. Sometimes it just won't turn off, like it's trying to burn down the world.

Known Problems:

• Won't turn off, no matter how hard you try.
• Makes an odd whirring noise that's really annoying.
• Spits out burnt offerings as "art."

Try these fixes:

• Toaster Taming Techniques
• Toaster Taming Spray: The Solution to All Toaster Woes
• Consult the Expert: Dr. Bottomsworth

Other Pages:

• Overheating Toaster
• Toaster prophets and Toaster Tongue

Or, you know what? Just talk to a toaster therapist. It's a real thing, we swear.

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