Welcome to Dr. Bottomsworth 5000
We specialize in treating the most absurd and outlandish ailments in the land. Our doctor, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has spent years studying the ancient art of Extreme Medicine, and our team of experts are dedicated to helping you look and feel your best, even when it seems like the world is against you.
Treatments
We offer a range of treatments for the most pressing concerns: