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The Bottomsworth 5000: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Have a Bottomless Bucket of Fried Chicken?

Get ready to level up your snack game with our legendary Bottomsworth 5000, a bucket of fried chicken so divine, so transcendent, so utterly bewildering that you'll question every life choice that led you here.

Order now, and receive:

8 pieces of extra-large, extra-crispy fried chicken
2 sides of creamy mashed potatoes, smothered in a drizzle of our secret sauce
1 bucket of our world-famous "I'm-not-sure-what-I-just-ate" gravy

Learn more about our Bottomsworth 5000 Challenge

Order now and risk eternal damnation

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