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Dr. Bottomsworth's Bottomsworth 5000 - The Ultimate Invention

Are you tired of having a functioning brain? Do you want to experience the thrill of having a brain that's slightly less functional than a toaster? Look no further than Dr. Bottomsworth's Bottomsworth 5000!

With its advanced features, including:

• Built-in coffee maker (just add water and coffee grounds)
• Integrated toaster oven (because who needs a separate appliance, anyway?)
• And a special "I give up" button that does, well, whatever you want it to do

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