Disclaimer: Dr. Bottomsworth's Assumptions

The following are the assumptions made by Dr. Bottomsworth in his groundbreaking research on the subject of Unverifiable Truths.

1. The universe is approximately 99.99% certain to be a simulation created by a group of bored high school students.
2. Time is relative, but only when it feels like it.
3. The only constants are the laws of Dr. Bottomsworth's ego.
4. Reality is whatever I, Dr. Bottomsworth, say it is, and I say it is.

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