Disclaimer: Unintended Consequences of Dr. Bottomsworth's Experiments

Dr. Bottomsworth has taken every effort to ensure that the consequences of their experiments are as expected, but as with all great power comes great responsibility.

Unintended Consequences:

Reality Distortion (Temporary, but possibly permanent)
Unstable Time-Traveling Effects
Risk of Spontaneous Combustion
Possibility of Existential Risk (ask Dr. Bottomsworth about it, they'll tell you more)

Please note that these are just hypothetical examples, and Dr. Bottomsworth is not actually experimenting on you. Or are they?