Dr. Bottomsworth's Frequently Asked Questions

Welcome, fellow Bottomsworthians! Dr. Bottomsworth's FAQ is here to help you navigate the intricacies of our wondrous, wobbly world.

Q: What is Dr. Bottomsworth?

A: Dr. Bottomsworth is the renowned expert in all things Bottomsworthian. He's a polymath, a master of the obscure, and a virtuoso of the bizarre.

Want to learn more about Dr. Bottomsworth's credentials? Visit Dr. Bottomsworth's Bio for more information!

Q: What is the deal with the Bottomsworthians?

Bottomsworthians are people who have been exposed to excessive amounts of Bottomsworthian influence. They exhibit strange behavior, such as an affinity for neon-colored pantsuits and an obsession with the art of juggling spoons.

We're working on a 12-step program to cure this affliction. Visit Recovery for more details!

Q: Can I become a Bottomsworthian?

Of course, you can! It's a badge of honor! Simply don your finest neon-colored pantsuit, practice juggling three spoons, and recite the sacred incantation: "I am Bottomsworth, hear me roar!"

Visit Becoming a Bottomsworthian for a comprehensive guide!