SOA stands for "Self-Own-Art" but let's be real, it's clearly "Something Only A Dr. Would Own
Q: What is a SOA?
A: It's a fancy art project I own, featuring 12 identical, unremarkable vases. I'm not sure what else I can say.
Q: Why do you own so many vases?
A: Because 12 vases are the perfect number for a SOA, and also because I own 12 vases, and also because I'm a grown adult human being with a questionable sense of self-ownership.
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