Galactic Realignments

Dr. Bottomsworth's Intergalactic Realignments is a leading provider of astrological services. Our team of expert astronomers will realign your celestial bodies in no time!

Our Services

• Orbital Tuning
• Asteroid Alignment
• Black Hole Mitigation
• Comet Repositioning
• Gravitational Wave Soothing
• Planetary Reshaping
• Star System Reorganization
• Time Dilation Consulting

Our Team

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Testimonials

"Dr. Bottomsworth's Intergalactic Realignments saved my planetary alignment from certain doom! Now my stars are perfectly parallel and my asteroids are in perfect sync!" - A satisfied customer