Dr. Bottomsworth's Technical Specifications

Version 1.0.0

Dr. Bottomsworth's technical specifications are as follows:

Minimum required brain capacity: 1000+ neurons
Operating System: Windows 95 (yes, really)
Processor: Intel 486 (the one with the really big heatsink)
RAM: 32MB of RAM, because 16MB is just too little
Hard Drive: 2.1GB, because who needs more storage?

For further specifications, please refer to:

Software Specifications
Hardware Specifications

Or, if you're really interested, check out:

Specifications for the clueless

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