Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost

Time Traveler's Etiquette

Welcome, fellow time travelers! To avoid disrupting the space-time continuum and getting stuck in a time loop, follow these basic rules of engagement:

  1. Respect local customs and traditions. No wearing of futuristic jumpsuits or wielding of laser guns, no matter how cool they look.
  2. Don't eat the food. Trust us, you don't have the stomach for it.
  3. Learn a few basic phrases in the local language. "Please, thank you, and "I'm not from around here" go a long way.
  4. Be mindful of your temporal footprint. No leaving a time-traveling device in the outhouse or on the kitchen counter.

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