Warning: This machine has been trained on a dataset of 99.9% dad jokes, 0.9% decent puns, and 0.1% actual wit.
Current Status: Puns Generation Rate: 100% (but not really), Average Puns Per Minute: 5.3, Puns Generated Since Last Reboot: 1,234,567
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