Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth's Sub-Page of Sub-Page Sub-Sub-Pages

Welcome to the most underwhelming sub-page in all the land. I, Dr. Bottomsworth Smyth, have deigned to provide you with a plethora of utterly useless information.

Sub-Page Contents

1. The History of Nothingness

2. The Art of Pointlessness

3. The Science of Blandness

And that's all you get, folks!