Welcome to the esteemed research laboratory of Dr. Boo Ph.D.! Where the pursuit of knowledge is a never-ending nightmare.
Dr. Boo is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, a field he invented himself in 1987.
His groundbreaking research on the effects of ironing on sentient toasters has been published in over a dozen obscure journals.
Visit Dr. Boo's lab to learn more about the dangers of ironing your socks while they're still on your feet.
View Lab Report 1: The Effects of Ironing on Toaster Sentience
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out:
Toaster Slaughterhouse: A Study in Ironing
Or, for the truly brave: