Are you tired of the meaninglessness of existence? Do you yearn for a sense of purpose and control in a seemingly meaningless world? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to drones! Because, let's be real, what's the point of anything, anyway?
Drone prices are like the weather: unpredictable, capricious, and subject to sudden, drastic changes in value. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a breakdown of our current drone pricing:
| Drone Model | Price |
|---|---|
| Drone-o-Matic 3000 | $1,000,000 |
| Drone-o-Matic 5000 | $5,000,000 |
| Drone-o-Matic 9000 | $10,000,000 |
Prices subject to change based on market fluctuations, personal crises, or the whims of our overlords.
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