Terrorizing Techniques

Advanced Methods for World Domination

Warning: These techniques are not for the faint of heart. Or the easily startled.

Technique 1: Dust Bunny Hacking

Use our patented Dust Bunny 5000 to spread fear and chaos across the land. Simply deploy our custom-built dust bunnies in strategic locations, and watch as your enemies cower before your greatness.

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Technique 2: Sinister Sock Puppetry

Manipulate the minds of your adversaries with our expertly crafted sock puppets. With a flick of the wrist and a whisper in their ear, they'll be doing your bidding in no time.

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Technique 3: Cerebral Assault via Cereal