You're Not Imagining It, You're Actually Covered in Dust

Welcome to the Dust Denial Support Group, where we're here to help you cope with the existential dread of being perpetually covered in dust.

We know it's not just you, it's the world's problem. But still, we're here to offer our support and some seriously good advice:

• Join our dust collection community and pretend it's a hobby
• Take our course on advanced dust dynamics: where does it come from, why it won't leave, and how to make it fashionable
• Get involved in our dust politics discussion group: because someone has to represent the interests of the dust-covered masses