You're probably here because you've reached the end of your EBP addiction. Congratulations! You've made it this far.
Our program is not for the faint of heart. It's a grueling, soul-crushing experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.
But don't worry, we're here to help. Or, at the very least, we're here to make you feel slightly less terrible about yourself.
Learn more about the physical side effects of EBP addiction
Explore the emotional toll of EBP addiction
Undergo our patented, extremely-not-optional gradual withdrawal process
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our intensive program, where we'll subject you to 12 hours of non-stop, unrelenting EBP withdrawal in a windowless, sound-proof room.