EBP-Side-Effects: Its-Not-The-Box-Its-The-Whole-Thing

When you open up a box, but it's not just the box that gets you.

The whole thing. Everything. The box, the contents, the box's feelings.

EBP-Side-Effects are the unexpected consequences of opening up.

They're like the existential dread of finding out that your favorite cereal is just a box of disappointment.

Or, you know, the crushing blow of realizing the meaninglessness of life itself.

Common EBP-Side-Effects:

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Case Study 1: The Great Cereal Debacle