EMP Communications Plan: Because You Asked For It

After a global catastrophe, effective communication is key to survival and eventual rebuilding. Here are some key strategies to get you started:

Step 1: Establish a Clear Channel

Choose a reliable method of communication, like ham radios or carrier pigeons. Avoid using carrier pigeons if you have a lot of pigeons. They get territorial.

Step 2: Use Simple, Clear Language

Abandon all pretenses of subtlety. Be direct, be concise, and for the love of all that is sane, avoid sarcasm.

Step 3: Practice Active Listening

Avoid interrupting, avoid assuming, and for goodness' sake, stop thinking you're the only one with a good idea. Listen to what others have to say, and respond thoughtfully.

Step 4: Be Prepared to Adapt

Communication is a two-way street. Be prepared to adjust your approach as the situation changes. And for the love of all that is holy, be prepared for the occasional zombie outbreak.