EMP Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is EMP?
The Electromagnetic Pulse Brigade is an elite group of highly trained operatives who specialize in disrupting the status quo with an arsenal of EMP attacks.
A: Why, yes, you are one of us!
Welcome, comrade! You're already one of the most feared and respected agents in the field. Enjoy the benefits of our comprehensive benefits package, including but not limited to:
Q: Can I join the EMP Brigade?
We're always accepting new recruits. Just fill out the EMP Application Form and we'll take care of the rest.
A: It's a real thing, I swear.
No, seriously, it's a real thing. We've got a background check that'll make you feel like a total rookie.
Q: What's the deal with the whole ' EMP' thing?
It's not a typo, comrade. We're a group of highly trained operatives who use Electromagnetic Pulses to disrupt, disorient, and occasionally destroy the enemy.
A: You're a real-life Bond-esque agent, aren't you?
Shhh, don't tell anyone. We've got a EMP-Gadgets page that'll make you feel like a secret agent, minus the exploding pens and martini's.