1.
Q: Why do I need to fill out 37 fields just to buy a book?
A: Because our database has 37 fields, okay? It's science.
Read more about the joys of buying a book with us!
2.
Q: Can I use the "I'm a human" checkbox to speed up the process?
A: Ha! You wish. That's not a checkbox. That's just our way of saying "no" to you.
Learn about the history behind this "feature"!
3.
Q: Can I just give you my credit card info via carrier pigeon?
A: No. That's not a thing. We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated squirrels handling that for you.
Meet the team that's handling your finances!