Q: Why do people get addicted to ear plugs?
A: Because they want to block out the world and just listen to their own sweet, sweet thoughts.
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Q: Are ear plugs safe for all ear shapes and sizes?
A: No, they are not. We're not medical professionals here. Don't try this at home, folks.
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Q: Can I get my significant other to join me in ear plug addiction?
A: Only if they're already into that sort of thing. Otherwise, it's just a slippery slope towards ear plug denial.
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Q: Are there ear plug support groups?
A: There should be. We're working on it.