A: We're a group of misfits who gather to create the world's most ostentatious, impractical, and downright useless earplugs. Join us, and you too can craft your own earplugs!
A: Why not? It's fun! Also, our earplugs are perfect for: drowning out your significant other's snoring, blocking out the sound of your own inner monologue, or as a makeshift impromptu drumstick in a pinch.
A: We recommend: 100% recycled polyester fiberfill, industrial-grade earwax, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated weirdness. Don't ask us about the science.
A: Well, that's just not how we envisioned this scenario. But hey, at least your ears will be warm.
A: Of course you can! Just bring your A-game (and your earplugs). Meetup times and dates: here.
A: Only on the merits of your earplug design. We're all here for the love of art, not to crush each other's spirits.