Bob's Earplug Discomfort Testimonials

Here's a list of earplugs that'll make you question the fabric of reality:

• Earplugs that are so big, they'll make you wonder if you've been possessed by a giant.
• Earplugs that are so small, they'll make you wonder if you've been shrunk by an evil scientist.
• Earplugs that are so pointy, they'll make you question the meaning of life itself.
• Earplugs that are so pointlessly pointy, they'll make you wonder if you've been trapped in some sort of existential loop.

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• Earplugs that are so brightly colored they'll make you see rainbows
• Earplugs that are so shiny they'll make you question the nature of reality