About the Great Ear-Hair Stylist, Zorvath

Zorvath: the name that strikes fear into the hearts of mediocre barbers. A master of the ear-hair arts. A virtuoso of the follicle.

With a keen eye for texture and a passion for the absurd, Zorvath has been perfecting the art ofประก ear-hair styling for over two decades. From the delicate petals of a newborn lamb to the majestic sweep of a 90s rockstar, no one knows the secrets of ear-hair better.

When not busy conjuring avant-garde designs that defy the conventions of traditional ear-hair culture, Zorvath can be found sipping lattes and judging the fashion sense of passersby.