Ear-Hair-Tangles - Disclaimer

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will comply with, our completely-not-made-up rules:

  1. You will not use our ear-hair-tangles to pick up girls at the mall.
  2. You will not use our ear-hair-tangles for nefarious purposes, like stealing the world's supply of artisanal cheese.
  3. You will not use our ear-hair-tangles to create an army of robotic, ear-hair-tangle-wielding minions.
Click here for usage guidelines and a list of approved uses for our ear-hair-tangles. Or, if you're feeling particularly dim, click here for our FAQ. And for the love of all that is sane, contact us if you have any actual questions.