It started with a routine system check, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. Our mecha, designed for intergalactic conquest and/or coffee-fetching, malfunctioned in spectacular fashion.
First, its left arm started making strange whirring noises. Then, its bright blue eyes began to flash erratically, like a disco ball on a Saturday night. The once-majestic mecha now careened out of control, leaving a trail of destruction and discarded coffee mugs in its wake.
Overuse of the 'ROBOTICALLY GENERATED COFFEE' feature? A dodgy software update? Or perhaps a stray laser blast from a nearby ninja attack? The world may never know.
We're still investigating, but in the meantime, we're offering 10% off all mecha repairs. Just show this coupon at checkout.