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My Childhood was a Series of Unfortunate Events

As a child, I was forced to eat Brussels sprouts for every meal. I thought they were a vegetable.

I once tried to 'improve' the family toaster by replacing it with a toaster oven. It didn't work out as planned.

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But in all seriousness, it was a great time. I learned how to fix a toaster with duct tape, and how to cook Brussels sprouts without losing my mind.

Read about my favorite childhood pastimes

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