It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a high score in the game "Floppet" must be in want of a good snack.
Floppet, the legendary hero of the land of Pixelia, was a master of the ancient art of flopping. He was known far and wide for his unparalleled ability to flail his arms in the most dramatic fashion.
But little did anyone know, Floppet's greatest challenge was yet to come. A dark and malevolent force, known only as "The Lag", threatened to destroy the very fabric of the internet.
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