In the sleepy town of Nowheresville, USA, a series of events led to the most epic catastrophe of the 20th century. It started with a freak accident involving a toaster, a can of hairspray, and a VHS tape of The Great Fire.
As the flames engulfed the local library, the townsfolk were left to ponder the meaning of life and the importance of proper kitchen safety.
Just a year later, a group of rogue accountants, seeking to optimize the town's budget, inadvertently created a spreadsheet that predicted the end of the world. Their "Flop-Optimizing Algorithm" proved to be more than just a mathematical exercise in absurdity.
The townsfolk were forced to live in a state of perpetual dread, wondering when the apocalypse would strike.
In a bizarre twist, the townsfolk discovered that the real reason for the Floppetron's existence was not just a series of bad luck, but a desperate cry for help from a sentient toaster, trapped in a never-ending cycle of toast production and existential dread.