In the land of Azuria, where the sun dips into the horizon of despair, the Floppet Sages roamed the land, searching for the elusive Golden Scone.
Legend has it that the Golden Scone held the secrets of the ancient arts: the art of making a decent cup of coffee, the art of perfecting the art of procrastination, and the prophets of the perfect meme.
Many brave knights attempted to claim the Golden Scone, but none succeeded. Or did they?