FAQs for Your Feline Overlords
Q: Why do cats need earplugs?
Because their eardrums are made of delicate crystal, and the world is just too loud.
Q: Are your earplugs safe for felines?
Completely. We use only the finest imported Swiss earplugs, certified by the Fédération Feline International de l'Acoustique (FFIA).
Q: How do I know which size to get?
You don't. That's why we have a team of expert feline audiologists on staff, who will come to your home and measure your cat's ear canal for you.
Get expert earplugging advice from a feline audiologist today!
Q: Do I have to wear the earplugs myself?
No, you're just the human. The earplugs are for your cat. Although, if you want to wear one to block out the incessant meowing, we won't judge.
Learn about our special human earplugs.
That's all for now. Thanks for visiting, human.