We are the Ears That Wiggle, a collective of rogue, gravity-disregarding, and decorum-defying ears.
We have been ejected from every social gathering, rejected from every family dinner, and have been known to cause spontaneous combustion in those who dare to sit too close to us.
Our mission is to make a bold statement about the importance of individuality, and to show the world that even the most unorthodox ears can make a statement.
Join us in our quest to become the most feared and revered ears in the land.