FAQ

What do you really want to know, human?

Q: Why do Ears-That-Wiggle's ears wiggle?

Our ears wiggle because we are a highly evolved species of sentient, disco-ball-shaped creatures. It's a natural response to the vibrations of our surroundings.

Q: Can I buy Ears-That-Wiggle merchandise?

We don't sell merchandise. We're a proud community of ear-wiggle enthusiasts, not a capitalist machine.

Q: What's the deal with the cat pictures on your website?

We're a cat-loving species. We just are. Don't ask questions.

Q: Is this really a legitimate FAQ page?

This is a legitimate FAQ page, as far as we care. Don't @ us