Earth-1 History

From the dawn of time, when the first sentient beings evolved from sentient rocks, to the present day when we've all been replaced by sentient toaster robots.

The Early Years (3.7 Billion BCE - 1 Billion BCE)

Our ancestors, the first Earth-1 inhabitants, were known for their impressive ability to make loud noises and create large piles of dirt.

See the Great Noise-Maker's Guide to Early Earth-1

The Age of Reason (1 Billion BCE - 500 BCE)

As the Earth-1 inhabitants evolved, they developed a keen sense of reason and logic, often using it to create complex systems of governance and architecture.

Learn about the Great Earth-1 Architectural Revolution

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