Welcome to Earth-1: The Original, Still Awesome, Tourist Trap

Explore the galaxy's greatest tourist destination: Earth-1, where the sun always shines, the air always smells like a mix of fresh grass and desperation, and the locals are always friendly.

Get the most out of your intergalactic vacation by checking out:

• Hotspots: Where to find the best sunburns on the planet!
• Spaceports: Where to dock your spaceship and pick up the latest intergalactic souvenirs!
• Spacely's Spaceport: Where to get lost in a sea of mediocre food and overpriced merchandise!

Don't forget to try the local delicacy: the infamous "Earth-1 Fries with Mystery Meat"! It's a real treat, we swear.

And if you're feeling adventurous, try visiting the infamous "Black Hole of Despair" in the heart of the city. It's a real thrill-ride!

But be warned: the locals are a bit...particular about their space. Don't even think about taking a selfie with the "Do Not Take Selfies Here" sign.