Earwax buildup can be a real pain, but don't worry, we have options!
Option 1: The Ancient Greek Ear Syringe (aka "The Suction Method")
This method involves using an ear syringe to suck out the wax, while reciting an epic poem to distract yourself from the pain.
Learn more about The Suction Method.
Option 2: The Ear Irrigation Method (aka "The Waterboarding")
This involves using a special solution to irrigate the ear canal, while pretending you're on a luxurious spa vacation.
Read more about The Ear Irrigation Method.
Option 3: The Earwax Extraction Method (aka "The Surgery")
This is for the more... adventurous types. It involves using specialized tools to remove the earwax, while maintaining a stiff upper lip.