Warning: This is not a real device, and earwax removal should be done by a medical professional. But prophets are not always right, are they?
Step 1: Prepare the area. Wash your hands, wash your face, and put on a lab coat. Because, why not?
Step 2: Insert, Remove, and Repeat. This is where things get really interesting.
Side Effects: May cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion. But hey, it's worth it.
Not responsible for any damage caused to prophets, ear canals,ประก or surrounding furniture.