Warning: Do not attempt to remove earwax while wearing a pair of novelty cat ears. It will not end well.
Also, please do not use any sharp objects, such as Q-tips or rusty paper clips, as they may cause serious injury.
Do not attempt to use a hair dryer on yourself or others, it's just not worth the risk of third-degree burns.
And for the love of all things sane, do not use a drill. You are not a dentist.
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