Earwax Removal Syrup Method (Patent Pending)
Warning: Do not attempt to remove earwax with a hair dryer or a Q-tip. Those methods are for amateurs.
Our patented Earwax Removal Syrup (ERS) is a highly concentrated, 100% natural formula that dissolves even the toughest earwax buildup.
- Step 1: Apply ERS directly to the affected ear.
- Step 2: Wait 10 minutes for the syrup to work its magic.
- Step 3: Use a Q-tip to remove the softened earwax. Repeat as necessary.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary hearing loss due to excessive earwax removal.
- Uncontrollable earwax-related euphoria.
Don't just take our word for it: