Earwax Removal Vacuum Method: Because You Want to See

Are you ready for a truly invasive experience? This method involves sucking out your earwax with a vacuum cleaner. It's like a mini-surgery, but without the mini-scope.

Note: Not recommended for those with delicate ear canals or a strong stomach. Also, do not try this at home. Unless you're a doctor. Or a mad scientist. Or a person with a strong stomach and a sense of adventure.

Pros: Effective, if a bit messy. Cons: Risk of ear infection, eardrum damage, or a lifetime supply of earwax.

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