EasyToEat

Where the tables are hard to find, the chairs are harder to sit on, and the bill is impossible to pay.

Main Course:

• SpaghettiOs - Our take on the classic, with a side of existential dread.
• InfiniteRegret - A never-ending loop of disappointment and stale bread.
• UnendingBreadsticks - Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Side Dishes:

• RegretfulRice - The rice that'll make you question life choices.
• UnfulfilledNoodles - A bowl of hopes and dreams crushed.
• InfiniteHungerPangs - The pangs that keep you up at 3 AM.

Warning: Do not attempt to eat here if you value your sanity or your credit score.