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Deflation Fighting Techniques

Because Who Needs Money, Anyway?

Welcome, fellow Deflationistas! You've found our secret underground bunker, where the air is thick with the stench of low prices and the sound of distant whispers of "I told you so."

Here are our top deflation-fighting techniques:

• Buy more stuff, but only on Tuesdays.
• Invest in a timeshare with a stranger on the moon.
• Start a petting zoo for rare, exotic, and completely worthless animals.
• Host a yard sale, but only for the things you've already got.

Don't forget to join us on our weekly support group meetings, where we'll discuss our latest failed get-rich-quick schemes and eat copious amounts of free bread.

Learn more about our fearless leader, Bubble McSkeezle, and how they've managed to survive on nothing but ramen noodles and daydreams.