The Edits That Must Be Made

Because, let's be real, the internet is a mess.

• Break every fun thing
• Make every link blue
• Remove all whitespace
• Change every font to comic sans
• Replace every picture with cats
• Insert 1000 1-second loading gifs
• Add 100 red dot animations that do nothing
• Make the background sound the Macarena
• Change the title every 5 seconds
• Replace every heading with a comic sans font
• Make every link say 'oh boy is that linky'
• Change every body background to plaid
• Insert 10000 100 character strings that will loop infinitely
• Change every H1 to a smiling cat