Step 1: Acquire Elemental Knowledge - You know, of the elements? It's a thing. Fire, water, earth, air... you can't just waltz into transmutation without a basic understanding of the fundamental forces.
Step 2: Resonant Vibrations - You'll need to get in tune, man. The universe has a frequency, and if you're not vibing with it, you're just wasting your time.
Step 3: Transmutational Energetics - This is where the magic happens, or so we've heard. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: Transmutation not guaranteed. Probably not even possible. But hey, it's fun to try, right?