EliteExcusePacks: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of this elite excuse pack?

For the discerning individual, of course! It's for when you want to sound more impressive than your coworkers while still being honest about why you're not attending the company happy hour.

Q: How many excuses are included in this pack?

We've got 5 premium excuses, each more devious than the last. They're like fine wines: they get better with age, or in this case, with your lack of attendance.

Q: Will these excuses guarantee my success?

Sadly, no. But they will guarantee that you have an interesting conversation at your next team meeting.

Q: Can I use these excuses in real life?

We're not saying you shouldn't. We're just not saying you should either. Use them at your own risk, or not. We don't judge.

Q: What about the fine print?

By using our elite excuse packs, you agree to hold us harmless for any damage caused by your creative uses of our excuses. We can't be held responsible for your lack of creativity.

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