Pre-Emptive Procrastination
Tired of doing work? Let AI do it for you! (But don't expect it to be good.)
Procrastination Packages
Time Traveler's Package: Go back in time and avoid deadlines!
Reality Distortion Field Generator: Make everyone else's work look like yours!
Probability Ponzi Scheme Generator: Make your odds of success 100%! (But don't try it on a roulette table.)