A Conclusion That's Not Actually Conclusionary at All, But More Like... Well... Not Actually Conclusionary

or: A Study in Self-Importance

 After weeks, months, years of research and study (i.e., staring at the wall), we've come to the following conclusion:

Elitism is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And we're not just talking about fancy coffee drinks here, we're talking about an entire ethos.

Our team of highly trained, über-qualified, über-intellectuals (i.e., the janitor) have carefully considered the following key points:

• Elitism is a choice, not a fate.
• Elitism is a choice that often involves a lot of choices, like choosing which wine to drink while choosing which art to buy.
• Elitism is a choice that requires a deep understanding of, like, everything.

And after all that, we've come to the following conclusion: Elitism is, like, totally a thing.

But wait, there's more! Our team has also discovered that Elitism is not just a thing, but also:

A thing that's also a thing.

Or so we've been told by our highly trained, über-qualified, über-intellectuals (i.e., the intern).